Hi there, this is Monkeymanx’s friend Outland. Monkey has gone on a strange drunken romp. He has requested that I blog for him some of his exploits for the evening. It started out innocently enough, with just a few beers and Xbox games. It quickly turned into a weird trip. The weirdest being an odd accent consisting of Scottish, British, Irish, and some mix of them all. Many superb hilarious quotes came forth from his alcoholic fueled insanity. The most current quote, “The cat is spreading bad propaganda about me.”
“Why am I drunk!”
“Are you playing the Mavs?”
“Why did I post this shit? Oh yeah, I asked Outland to post.”
“Rumor has it that Q is not under the bed.”
“Not that I’m gay, but Kevin Smith is one sexy motherfucker.”
“Computer thingy that talks to people.” in reference to his cell phone.
“Don’t make me throw this coca-cola bear at you.”
He’s also paranoid that his cat is talking shit about him. And that he’s imagining things, like his own cat.
He finished our last NBA Street game, while I typed, so he could win.
He kept reminding me to blog this.
He changed the cover on his cellphone, and forgot he did it.
I’m supposed to remind him not to bend over too fast.
Monkeymanx here…
I found the above partial post saved on my PC this morning, and it has been presented in an unaltered form.
It has been about ten hours from the “drunken romp” around the house. I’m waiting for the advil to kick in and hoping my stomach will let me keep something inside it for a little while. I woke up this morning with cotton-mouth and not too bad of a headache. But the headache got worse a little after I had a conversation with my toilet about ralph. That’s what I get for deciding to get drunk last night. I remember most of what happened last night, I think. 
I need to say this. THANK YOU OUTLAND!! He was not as drunk as I was and took care of me last night. Made sure I didn’t do anything overly stupid. At one point I broke a glass, and he made sure I didn’t cut myself. He was also my gofer last night. Outland, go get the cam, go get the catnip, get me another drink, etc etc. He also was here this morning and helped me with my hangover a bit to. You can’t ask for a better friend!
I’m also trying to make amends with Queue… he’s a little bit skittish, I don’t know if it’s from the catnip I gave him yesterday, or that I was a different person last night. But he’s slowly warming up to me again. But I also found some leaflets he had printed up…some sort of anti-me propaganda. 
I’m fairly certain I talked to the Buck Monkey on the phone last night. Apparently spouting off goofy shit. I know Adriwise tried chatting with me on IM…and remember that being weird. I think I even ordered Outland to get the webcam and hook it up. It was connected to the laptop this morning…
I think that is about it for now…when I remember things later I’ll put them in a new post.
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I wasn’t on IM- I told you I was inside the MATRIX poster with which you had a conversation
Ooooh my!! O-o I missed a LOT after I left!!! @-@ I should have left Outland my CAMERA!! I hope I’m there next time!! ~-^ But maybe take it a little easier on the drinks, so you don’t have to talk to Ralph later…. ^-^