Mitch Hedberg, gone but never forgotten
Posted by Monkeymanx in Current? events, PersonalA very sad day…
Comedian Mitch Hedberg dead at age 37
Mitch was one of my favorite comedians that I had only discovered a few years ago. I wish I had seen him in concert when I had the chance. He had an unusual style of comedy and his own style of delivery.
Here are some random quotes from Mitch’s routines…
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
Someone handed me a picture and said, “This is a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger. “…Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” Where’d you get that camera man?
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
I like cinnamon rolls, but I don’t always have time to make a pan. That’s why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I’d rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.
I found these at Mitch Hedberg Quotes
Mitch Hedberg, gone but never forgotten
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