“After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.” – Diane Ackerman
Posted by Monkeymanx in Weird shitFrom the What the Fuck!? department c/o fark.com
Naked man orders coffee while masturbating (linky)
“A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while stark naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act, saying “fantasy” got the best of him.”
So, after I got over the WTF!? shock, I thought who the hell has such a fucked up life to fantasize about jerking off while ordering coffee?
Compared to this guy my wildest fantasies seem tame. Never have I had the urge to go through a drive through naked and slapping the salami. Hell, until I had read that this crazy canuck had done it, I never even thought of it.
“The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand”
At least he didn’t give them jizzed on money.
I can just imagine the clerk in the window “You want cream or sugar for that?”
“No” says the weirdo (wakity-wakity-wakity) “I’ve got my own cream”
I really hope this story is not true. But in this day and age of Paris Hilton having sex in a Port-o-Potty, I’m pretty sure this guy really beat his bishop in the drive thru while getting coffee.
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