Disjointed Digression

From the Stupid is as Stupid does department…
Model Accused Of Hiring Hit Man To Kill For Cheese
Police in Memphis say a woman mistook a block of white cheese for a cocaine stash and tried to hire a hit man to kill four men and steal it.
Police say Jessica Sandy Booth was mistaken about the hit man, too. He was an undercover policeman.
Police say Booth, who is an aspiring model, told the hit man she needed $7,900 to pay a modeling agency. The undercover officer was recording Booth’s conversation and police say they have her saying any children old enough to testify would have to be killed as well.

So apparently this aspiring model, and obvious Mensa candidate, wanted to kill four guys and any children in a house so that she could steal some “cocaine” so she could sell it and pay a “modeling agency”. What. The. Fuck? If you plan on stealing a large amount of cocaine, wouldn’t you want to make sure it was cocaine first? You know, I’ve never actually seen cocaine in person, but I’ve seen me a lot of cheese. I’m no cheese connoisseur, but I think I’d know cheese when I saw it. I can’t think of a time when I ever looked at a cheese wheel and said, “Damn, that’s a lot of cocaine right there!”
It would be so much more believable if she had thought a big bag of flour or sugar, hell even brown sugar was cocaine, but cheese? Come on!

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