We were at Target, doing a little shopping, when I came across something that I could use to get Zaida to be more of “my” dog. It was a doggy shirt. I used to say that people that dress thier pets are crazy, crazy I tell you! Wait a second, I am crazy, aren’t I. .
But I just thought it would be a good “fit” to turn the dog to the dark side. As you may or may not know I have a pirate flag hanging in my computer room.

So I thought it was very fitting to get a pirate shirt for Zaida!

Zaida likes to let you dress her, according to Candy, but after a while, Zaida get tired of it. When we got home, I put the shirt on her. What is kinda funny is that form the front it looks like Zaida is wearing a muscle shirt.
Being the freak that I am, I had to try to to get Queue into the shirt. It looked like it would fit. Candy was very much against me trying to put the shirt on Queue. But I couldn’t help myself, it just looked like it would fit on the cat too!
Me: “This will totally fit on the cat!”
Candy: “I’m not going to be a part of that! I am not helping you traumatize the cat.”
Me: “Awww,come on, he’ll look really cool!”
Candy: “He will claw the living shit out of whoever tries to put that thing on him.”
Me: “It’ll be worth it, he won’t claw that much.”something
Candy: “You go ahead, but you better not bleed on the carpet.”

So I grabbed the cat, calmed him down, then quickly stuffed the cat into the shirt. Oddly enough the cat didn’t scratch me once. But he was VERY unhappy about being in the shirt.

As you can see from the cats ears he is very pissed off. Taking the shirt off him was pretty easy, and again, he never scratched me. My cat puts up with my shit so well!

[Listening to: Pink Floyd - 08 - Brain Damage - - (3:50)]
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