"Charleton Heston and a monkey with a gun…Film at 11" – Eddie Izzard
Posted by Monkeymanx in Weird shit
From the What the Fuck!? department:
I recieved a spam email that had the following in it:
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I believe that it also had an image attached (which is what they want you to see.) No idea what the email was trying to sell, I deleted it already. For some reason this text they put in the body cracked me up. Espeically “Sensible parser implied content child.” to me that sounds like something a programmer might actually say! I know they put it in to try to defeat spam filters, but I still find the random words strung together kind of funny.
It makes me think of the infinite monkey theorem. And that somewhere some spammer has monkeys randomly picking words to make these emails. Poor monkeys…
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