Disjointed Digression

I apparently have a slight fascination with spam.  Every so often (read as once every 6 months) I’ll go through my spam email folder and make sure that something wasn’t sent there by mistake.  Occasionally I’ll find mis-filtered emails.  99% of it is pure trash: cheap viagra/cialis, herbal versions of viagra/cialis, cheap fake Rolex watches, cheap software, the ones you have come to know and loathe.  A few weeks ago I did get one that was an offer for something to increase the size of my breasts.  Somehow I don’t think that Candy (or anyone else for that matter) would like my moobs to be bigger.  I believe it was Beavis that said “If I had boobs, I’d stay home all day and look at them in the mirror, heh heh heh.” But I digress…

I decided to look into my gmail spam folder and clean it out (I know that it auto cleans itself, but I don’t want to miss something) and I ran across this gem of a subject line:
“Elongate your short sword to fit her scabbard better!”

Spam that is targeted at the D&D and SCA demographic…  You know, I’ve never thought of that part of my anatomy as a sword (short or long, although I guess it would be more of a one hand sword than a two hand claymore… but I digress)  nor have I ever thought of that part of a woman’s anatomy as a scabbard.  Nothing about that part of a woman is leathery and rigid, or at least it shouldn’t be!  If it is she needs to either see a doctor, or stop working in the adult film industry.  I’m digressing again, but what do you expect, the title of the blog mentions digression…

So, I never got past the subject line, I’m sure that they were trying to sell something that I don’t need.  But the double entendre of the subject line did catch my eye, make me giggle, and feel that I need to share it with you.  

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