Disjointed Digression

I think it’s official… I’m weird.
Dictionary.com defines weird as “Of a strikingly odd or unusual character; strange.” I really think that applies.
A little background… A day or so ago I was flipping through channels and saw something about sloths (tree sloths three toed I think) on Animal Planet.
“I’m the human sloth!” I proclaimed “I have the loafing powers of ten men! I was bitten by a radioactive sloth as a young man.” For some reason I started thinking about sloths again today (maybe it was because I was lying in bed doing nothing, moving a few inches an hour…) and I began to wonder… Do sloths do EVERYTHING slow? You know what I’m talking about.. Hot sloth on sloth action!
I’m going out on a limb and saying sloths are slow fuckers.
To quote George Carlin “These are the types of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools”.

In my wanderings around the net, I have come across some t-shirts that make me laugh. As you may or may not know I have the Jesus is F’in Metal shirt

I found a few others that I want and/or make me laugh…

Then there are the offensive ones from Tshirt hell…

I could go on for a while… I think you get the idea, I’m weird and like weird t-shirts…

Todays Moral: You can’t be moral without getting oral.

Humans begin to create zombies so that we can call have our brains eaten.

Snapple with a stupid publicity stunt that goes awry.

Where I rant about all sorts of spam, but oddly enough not the “meat”.

From the WTF department…
Lion mutilates 42 Midgets in Camboian area fight

I’m dumbfounded

By the way, this story is fake. Go HERE to read about it being fake.

On one of the bulletin boards I read, a guy got one of those scam spams where a young Russian or (insert Eastern block nation) “female” is looking for “love” but is really trying to scam you out of money to “come be with you”. Being the way he is, he decided to respond and mess with “her”.
It’s a fairly long read, but pretty damn funny, in my opinion.

I’ve found one goofy-ass Flash game. If you like any sort of anime, and the old Smack the Pingu game, then you’ll like Nanaca Crash!!

Although the title may sound like a computer nerd having problems during sex, it’s not

So I hit the Apple.com trailer site, here are some of my impressions.

Yes, I’m evil… :-p Goofy songs that get stuck in your head, maybe, sorta, kinda